Differences between Men and Women


MOVIES:Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him
FRIENDS:Women on a girl's night out talk the whole time. Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos or Got any more beer?"
RESTROOMS:Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"
CHEERLEADERS: Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.
WEDDINGS: When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about the "ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party."
MUSTACHES: Some men look good with mustaches: Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches
SOCKS: Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back.
PLANTS: A woman will ask a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man will water the plants. The woman returns five days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.