Womenly Truisms

- Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,for they are sticking to their diets.
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, buteventually you find a hairstylist you like.
- One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing inthe right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at thetempting moment.
- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
- If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
- You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because youstop laughing.
- Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinkstwo sizes.
- Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
- Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but shecan usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
- The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expectinga baby.