Women English

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game onT.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me! ? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him untilhe goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.