You're a Man if......(According to Women)


- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- Wedding dress - £2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 quid
- You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- Gas (at either end) is cool.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.