49 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman....continued

1. We can get date anytime we want.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We pee sitting down so it's easier to pass out onthe toilet when you're drunk.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all wehave to do is be with them
11. Men light our cigarettes for us.
12. Men hold the door open for us
13. We pout better. (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
14. We're cuter.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.