49 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman....continued


34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 timesa day, but we could be having it that often.
36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game, too.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the timebecause men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any manwant to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.
41. Women have more than one erogenous zone. (in case you guys didn't know)
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.
44. Massage!!!!
45. We're better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - wejust take it out on the world in general because we can