Women that Men Avoid

The Girly Girl Wants: A really cute boyfriend, a smaller ass, more gold jewelry. Needs: Angst, depression, or any challenging situation that'll snap her out of her Barbie phase. Mainly Concentrating On: Not eating too many of your french fries. Drawbacks: Never says a thing of interest. May be an idiot or a genius, but it's impossible to tell. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Wrote "Fuck You" in red permanent marker all over the bathroom in 6th grade.