Women that Men Avoid

The Womanly Woman Wants: Your undivided infatuation. Needs: A smack upside the head. Mainly Concentrating On: Smiling in that tight-lipped way that accentuates her cheekbones. Benefits: She seems to listen, care, and reach multiple orgasms. Dresses impeccably, loves dogs and children, makes good banana bread. Women hate her; men covet her. Drawbacks: She isn't actually listening, caring, or coming. Kicks dogs and screams at children when you're not watching. Banana bread sucks. Women hate her for a very good reason. Men covet her because they're stupid. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Grew up in Ohio.