Women that Men Avoid

The Psychobabble Mama Wants: To "workshop her emotions" with a fellow "old soul." Needs: To watch football for a few hours without opening her fucking mouth. Mainly Concentrating On: How to get to the heart of what's "real." Benefits: Seeks to truly understand you. Benefits: She seems to listen, care, and reach multiple orgasms. Dresses impeccably, loves dogs and children, makes good banana bread. Women hate her; men covet her. Drawbacks: Will use this understanding to a) manipulate you into doing what she wants and b) make you feel guilty for everything wrong in her life. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Ate a steak two years ago and liked it.