Women that Men Avoid

Little Ms. Smarty Pants Wants: To make everyone around her look stupid. Needs: To be publicly mocked and chided. Mainly Concentrating On: What she just read in The New Yorker. Benefits: Has a lot of interesting observations on the junkie trend in fashion advertising, the low-fi trend in alternative music, and the memoir trend in fiction. Drawbacks: Sounds condescending even when she asks you to pass the butter. Will make you look like an idiot, just for a good laugh. Probably reads Suck... or works there. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Spends more time discussing literature than reading books.