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Women that Men Avoid

  The Rules Girl

Wants: A commitment, so you can be as miserable as she is.
Needs: To be committed.
Mainly Concentrating On: The color scheme of her bridesmaids' dresses.
Benefits: Seemingly upbeat and agreeable. Wears lipstick when jogging.
Drawbacks: More cunning than a backwoods trapper. Wears lipstick when jogging.
Deepest, Darkest Secret: Went off the pill last week... but she'll tell you eventually.

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