Women that Men Avoid

That Bitch Wants: Someone who has just one original thought in his head. Needs: To give up on men entirely. Mainly Concentrating On: What a fucking idiot you are. Benefits: Fiercely independent. Won't let you indulge in self-denial or delusional thinking. Won't let you ramble on about stupid shit. Drawbacks: Won't let you have a moment's peace. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Doesn't even like you that much.