Things That guys secretly want to tell Women....but Can't


- If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
- Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
- If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
- Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
- Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!