Things That guys secretly want to tell Women....but Can't


- No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
- Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
- Check your oil.
- It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
- Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
- You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but not both