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             Things 
              That guys secretly want to tell Women....but Can't 
                
               
              - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during 
              commercials.  
              - ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. 
               
              - If it itches, it will be scratched.  
              - Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.  
              - If we ask what's wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothings 
              wrong. We know that youre lying but its not just worth 
              the hassle.  
               
               
               
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