Men that Women Avoid

The Guy's Guy Wants: A chick with a hot bod who knows how to have fun! Needs: A shower, a job, a year in a dark and wintry place. Mainly Concentrating On: Havin' fun, dude! Benefits: Has good drugs. Usually from California, where the men are open-minded about strong-headed women. Drawbacks: Doesn't read. Doesn't like long conversations. Prefers not to think. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Doesn't know how to surf.