Wants:
A woman who'll shut up and listen.
Needs: A woman who'll beat the shit out of him regularly.
Mainly Concentrating On: What he's about to say.
Benefits:
Stable, dependable. Reads the paper so you don't have to. Buys
expensive bottles of wine.
Drawbacks:
One of the most boring individuals you'll ever meet.
Deepest,
Darkest Secret: Likes to be spanked.
