Men that Women Avoid

Monsieur Insecure Wants: Complete devotion from the right woman. Needs: Therapy. Mainly Concentrating On: Whether or not you love him nearly as much as he loves you. Benefits: Unbelievably interested in what you have to say. Makes you a mixed tape every two weeks. Drawbacks: You're not that interesting, which must mean he's stupid. Mixed tapes feature songs by Don Henley. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Once forgot his and his girlfriend's third month-iversary.