Men that Women Avoid

The Sporting Guy Wants: A woman who knows who Grant Hill is. Needs: A breath of fresh air and a glass of water. Mainly Concentrating On: Whether or not he'll miss the next showing of Sports Center. Benefits: Easy to neglect or ignore for long periods of time during seasonal play-offs. Keeps large quantities of beer and snack food within easy reach. Drawbacks: Too obvious to bear a mention. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Can't remember where Chris Mullin played as an undergraduate.