Men that Women Avoid

That Schlemiel from New York Wants: A chance to tell a good, mean joke. Needs: Elevator shoes. Rogaine. Mainly Concentrating On: How to make you laugh by insulting you, your friends, and your mother. Benefits: Loyal. Smart. Hilariously funny. Extremely affectionate. Drawbacks: Short. Temperamental. Becomes "The Sporting Guy" if a New York team makes the playoffs. Deepest, Darkest Secret: Sleeps with a teddy bear named "Moopsy."