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Men that Women Avoid

  Mr. Capitalist %R#*!!!?”

Wants: A higher return on his investment. A shinier car.
Needs: A year with four hungry children and not a crop in the field.
Mainly Concentrating On: His mutual fund's performance
Benefits: Is rich, and getting richer.
Drawbacks: Believes in prenuptial agreements.
Deepest, Darkest Secret: Thinks empathy is a kind of Mexican desert filled with apples.

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