You're a Woman if.........(According to Men)


- When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.
- Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves  parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..
- Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
- Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!'
- Whine
- If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.
- No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend.
- If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
- If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
- Complain
- Hate any bar he likes